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1 day ago

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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1 day ago

poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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2 weeks ago

"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."
Midnight thoughts (via lovequotesrus)

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2 weeks ago

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pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life. 

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2 weeks ago

"Because when something happens, he’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love."
David Levithan (via mourningmelody)
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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

ellenlovesportia:

when they started dating they knew it was something special

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their first appearance together as a couple was the cutest thing

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6 years ago they promised to love each other forever 

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their first anniversary 

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i think we can be all grateful to them

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because they are showing the world 

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that you can be out and have a successful

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and loving marriage 

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and its O K A Y to love and be loved

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HAPPY 6TH E&P ❤

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3 weeks ago

"She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you."
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via psych-facts)
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3 weeks ago

fr0fection:

if you don’t lemme rub ya dick under the dinner table, are you even really bae???

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3 weeks ago

thatsmoderatelyraven:

#PrayFor2Chainz

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